Friday, November 13, 2009

Duh Bears...oops, I mean Da Bears!

So frustrated with the Bears right now! Last nights performance was as pathetic as ever. I know my husband gets annoyed with me and my oppinion of our beloved boys in blue and orange - but too bad! Here's a womans perspective -


Cutler: Ya, he's good... he's got an arm and a pretty good bullet... doesn't help much when he has 4 interceptions in 1 friggen game. Everyone thought in the beginning of the season he'd be Gods gift. I heard so many people say, "we r going to the Superbowl"... blah blah. Not so much! I will say this, I feel bad for the guy. Boy did he jump the gun leaving Denver, probably kicking his own ass right now. Here's what I know, it doesn't matter how good the quarterback is - if he has no friggen protection and no time to throw the ball - what good is he. This brings me to my second point...

O-Line: All useless! Seriously - they couldn't stop a one car parade. The other teams defense is all over Cutler all the time. Someone once told me that Orlando Pace doesn't cover short guys well... thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard and another way of saying Pace is slow and sucks and can't get off the ground fast enough to do some good. Can't cover short guys. Makes me laugh! Bottom line for the O-line is they all need to go! Too bad we gave up all our draft picks worth a darn for Cutler...

Forte: He looks like a totally different running back this year. Last year he was on fire - this year he is disappointing. I know the offensive line can't make any holes for him cuz they are worthless but why does he continually run head on into a pile up of men. Would it kill him to manuever around the pile?? Hello.

Defense: What the hell happened there? I mean when the guys that are supposed to protect our team from the opposing offense can't even tackle properly - you know we are in trouble. L.Briggs is the only one I don't want to strangle. And Hunter - my God, the only thing he does well is wear that uniform. Absolutely no substitute for Urlacher. So disappointed in T.Harris too-getting fined for punching a player. What an idiot. Way to punch someone wearing a friggen helmet - obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. Everyone says the D-Fense went down hill the second they dumped R.Rivera and I totally agree.

All of these problems are magnified by the incredibly dispicable coaching staff. Lovie looks so confused on the sidelines that I just want to reach thru the screen and slap him awake. He is always 2 steps behind the game. The play calling is horrific (and I'm a girl and I can tell you that). Yikes!!!!!!!

The last thing I will leave you with after this rant is some comic relief...

A picture of Devin Hester at the gas station filling up his car. Picture him in Lake Forest with all the soccer moms.... bet he sticks out like a sore thumb!!! (Gee ya think he likes Louis Vitton??)


Tuesday, November 10, 2009